Saturday, June 18, 2016

Math: Addition

Be proficient at adding the following 55 pairs of numbers to get the total in bold and subtracting one of the numbers in the pair from the total in bold to get the other.

0 : 0 0

1 : 0 1

2 : 0 2 : 1 1

3 : 0 3 : 1 2

4 : 0 4 : 1 3 : 2 2

5 : 0 5 : 1 4 : 2 3

6 : 0 6 : 1 5 : 2 4 : 3 3

7 : 0 7 : 1 6 : 2 5 : 3 4

8 : 0 8 : 1 7 : 2 6 : 3 5 : 4 4

9 : 0 9 : 1 8 : 2 7 : 3 6 : 4 5

10 : 1 9 : 2 8 : 3 7 : 4 6 : 5 5

11 : 2 9 : 3 8 : 4 7 : 5 6

12 : 3 9 : 4 8 : 5 7 : 6 6

13 : 4 9 : 5 8 : 6 7

14 : 5 9 : 6 8 : 7 7

15 : 6 9 : 7 8

16 : 7 9 : 8 8

17 : 8 9

18 : 9 9

Once you have done this, just match the pairs, carrying any tens place digit in the total in bold to the total in bold to the left of it and keep with the carrying, as needed.

123+456 = 579 No carrying necessary.

5 : (1 + 4)
7 : (2 + 5)
9 : (3 + 6)

579

456+789 = 1245 Carrying necessary.

11 : (4 + 7) 
13 : (5 + 8) 
15 : (6 + 9)

1(1 + 1)(3 + 1)5

1(2)(4)5

1245

With practice, you can do it in your head or on scratch.

June 2016: My Book Recommendations

Hyperion by Dan Simmons

Arcanum by Simon Morden

Thieves World: Tales from the Vulgar Unicorn by Robert Aspirin

Harry Potter: Order of the Phoenix by J.K. Rowling

In Times Like These: A Time Travel Adventure by Nathan Van Coops

The Stainless Steel Rat by Harry Harrison
Great Expectations by Charles Dickens

Crime & Punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Joshua: A Parable for Today by Joseph Girzone

The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho

Meditations by Marcus Aurelius

The Art of Worldly Wisdom by Baltasar Gracian

The Poky Little Puppy by Janette Sebring Lowrey

Ralph S. Mouse by Beverly Cleary.

The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton

Interview with a Vampire by Anne Rice

Battlefield Earth by L. Ron Hubbard

Star Wars 3: Revenge of the Sith by Matthew Stover

Unconventional Love (Rated: Mature)

She sat down on the large Goldenrod couch, beside him. He leaned in to kiss her, but she put her hand to his lips and said, "You didn't answer your phone last night or call me back. "

He leaned back some and looked her in the eyes, responding with a shrug, "I know."

She crosses her arms, pouts her lips, as rosea salmon as her tongue and flower, and she asks coyishly, "Did you know I called?"

He looked her in the eyes, nodding, "yes" and says, "I didn't want to talk."

Her face screwed up in concern for him, "Why not?"

Matter of factly, he responds, "I was too messed up." He makes the signs known for smoking, popping pills and drinking.

She does these things, too, but says, "I'm mad."

She was, too. 

She fumed.

Not once did she have anger in her voice nor he in his when he stated to her, "I should be mad that you're mad." 

He explains sweetly to her, "You know what I'm like and I will make no apologies for it. I live in a dangerous world and I have to steel my last nerve just to go outside, much more, when it is I have to deal with some of my life and you know that when I'm not going out and stuff, sometimes, I easily get carried away." 

Being more serious toned, "Last night was one of those sometimes. I told you, I'm no good for you. I'll only bring you down. Quit this life. Quit me. But I won't make up your mind for you. Set boundaries where we don't cross."

Softly and with concern, "I must have alone time and you must have yours."

She listens quietly as he pauses for a breath, then, continues, "We don't ask and we don't tell about it, unless we're prepared for something we may not like. We should only ever leave us our mysteries to help stay on our toes.", he says and smiles a sheepish grin. 

He says, "It's us versus everybody. Even versus ourselves and you can't fight any of my demons for me. Nor can I yours, for you." 

He sighed and looked down a bit and, then he had looked back in her eyes, shrugging once more, he continued, "Be mad at the addict, but you can get over fighting with my addictions, because, it's not your war."

Both were very calm, smooth and relaxed. They were always polite, social and civil to each other, to a fault, and they always would be.

They moved from the middle of the couch to opposite ends. They were looking away from one another and keeping their silence. The others in the room, his sister and her friend, froze in step, too nervous about being present, but then, the couple kept looking back over their shoulders to one another, longer and longer, going slowly from the fast stealing of glances when the other's not looking to having turned to be all the way around and both of them getting lost within each others eyes.

Finally, still mad, they said, "I love you", cutely, together, then they went and moved back to the middle and had all, but made out; to the mild disgust and relief of the others in the room.

His sisters friend told his sister, "I thought they were really arguing, but, I guess, they were only playing."

His sister says, "No. He's really mad. She's really pissed. That's how they fight. They're perfect for each other. They've made up. You got to see the whole thing. Start to finish. That's how it goes, everytime. See? They've already dropped it and, no, won't ever bring it back up and it's so cute that it kind of makes me sick and I really do want to find that for myself."

His sister's friend smiled, "Me, too."

They eventually came up for air and she had to leave to run errands and go home. As she's leaving, she says, "Call me."

He walks her to the door and says, "Maybe. Call me. I might answer."

She's goes out the door and he dials her number on the phone. She picks up.

Him: I just wanted to call you, before I forget.

Her: I'm glad you did.

Him (whispered): I want to c*m inside of you, right now.

Her: I'm wet.

Him: Want to talk?

Her: Yes.

Him: Okay.

She talks, he listens and he keeps on asking her some relevant questions.

He likes to make it all about her and not about himself and she feels like a woman.

She tells him, "My family's driving me nuts. They talk and I just want to stab them in the face and I think I must really be a monster."

He calmly says, "Wow."

She goes on, "I'm stressed."

Him: What are you gonna do?

Her: I don't know.

Him: You know what's not working for you and we should be willing, within reason, to do what is necessary to do, in order to, change it. If we don't, then it's our decision and we can always change our minds, if it's not too late. 

If it can't be changed, well, then, at least, we'll know that, whatever it is, can't be changed by us. None of our worrying will make it so. 

Manage what we can, but if it's plain unmanageable, well, then sh*t happens. F*ck it.

Her: Well said. You know, I was just talking about you the other night to one of my oldest friends.

Him: How'd that go?

Her: I told her you're the best lover I've ever had.

Him: You've got to stop lying to your friends.

Her: I tell all my friends that.

Him: Sounds like you owe a lot of apologies.

Her: Nope.

Him: You're a bad friend. You're lucky I like you.

Her: I'm kind of partial to you, too.

Him: I'm sorry your family upsets you. You can borrow mine. I'll probably stress you out, too, so, if you want to call, write or see me, I'll try to always make time to piss you off. I promise not to piss off anyone, but you. I might even make your heart smile, a little. Not too much or I'll have to pay a female to smack it back down for me.

Her: Make sure she's cute and I might let her spank you.

Him: I can't wait to get under your skin. I love. See you soon.

Her: Thank you for blessing me with a good conversation. You've made my day.

Him: My pleasure, princess. Talk to you later, punkin'.

Her: Okay.

They each hang up and have a great rest of their day, feeling aroused and unconditionally loved. 


The Passenger

Idylai was knitting a "flat with seams" sweater which she had worked from the bottom up; knitting the flat pieces, then seaming them together at the sides and sleeves. She liked working with flat pieces. They were handy for when she was on the go and she didn't want to carry the entire sweater in her bag.

Idylai Nunez had high blood pressure, she also smoked a pack a day and, on top of that, she was obese and, so, these factors contributed to her heart disease. She had just taken her blood thinner and a round of vitamins, but her blood pressure kept on raising and she had called the ambulance and was knitting as she waited. Not that she was getting any knitting done.

Breaking news had been alerting to a bank heist and were concerned with the current whereabouts of one, Callo "Kalisto" Edwards Runyan, wanted in connection with the armed robbery.

The phone rings and Camphor Nunez answers it, "Nunez residence."

"What? Sh@t! No. No. It's fine. Yes. I'll be right there.", Camphor hung up the phone, scooped up his car keys in the nearby dish and rushed off to Mercy General hospital.

Kalisto Runyan wasn't watching the car's rising speedodometer, he was counting money in his head as he headed out of state.

"There must be several hundred thousand in the bags," he thought and considered vainly, "I'm gonna buy me some more guns and see how much more I can rack up. These banks won't know what hit "em." He was so engrossed in thought he ran the yellow light and careened himself right into Camphor Nunez's truck in the intersection.

The blackness faded and Camphor was disoriented but he could make out voices.

"Hey! Yo! This dudes dead! Whoa, ho! What've we got here! Hey, yo, D! Check out this loot!"

"Ah snap! Hey, y'all get all that sh@t and kill that other fool!"

Camphor heard the sound of steel on steel and thought he heard the report of a gun shot, then he lost consciousness, again.

"Camphor. Cam. C'mon Cam, wake up.", the voice was that of his mother. He opened his eyes to see her in the passenger seat of his 1999 GMC Sonoma.

"There you are.", she said. "Are you okay?", she asked.

"I. I don't know. It burns like hell.", he said.

"Well, don't move. I've called you a cab to the hospital.", she set his green cased cell phone on the dashboard.

"I thought 'you' were at the hospital.", he queried with a riddled look.

"I'm fine. Don't worry. I came looking for you and good thing I found you, too.", she leaned in and kissed his cheek, then taking his hand in hers, said, "Momma's here. It's gonna be alright. You remember when you were little and you got scared and I would tell you a story. Let me tell you the story of The Little Prince."

Idylai tells Camphor of a pilot who crashes in the Sahara sand and then befriends some lost little boy from another planet, but, by the time she tells of the little boys reconciliation with a rose on the big asteroid he calls home, he has gone and fallen unconcious again.

When Camphor awakens, the local checkered cab has arrived and the driver helps him into the car, but then, he notices his mother is nowhere to be found. He arrives at the hospital and pays the cab fare and emergency room staff wheel him in and rush him off to surgery.

The following morning, Camphor awakens to a nurse adjusting his intravenous piston inserted in the back of his hand.

She greets him warmly and rushes off to inform the acting overnight physician, who was in the process of preparing to go home for the day, and he appears in the room shortly and says, politely, after having performed a round of very close and meticulous inspections of his fresh wounds, "It's good to see you awake and alert, Mr. Nunez. Your injuries were extremely life-threatening, but you arrived in time and you will be fine. You can go home today. I'll prescribe you pain killers and plenty of rest. No heavy lifting or strenuous activity until the healing has taken hold. Ok? Any questions?"

"Thanks, doc. Hey, listen. Any idea what was wrong with my mother last night? Idylai. Idylai Nunez." It hurt to move, but he could move and then he sat up while grilling the doctor for what information he could give him.

The doctor looked taken aback, at first, but immediately recomposed himself and said, "You don't know? I see. There's no easy way to put this ... I'm sorry to inform you, Mr. Nunez, your mother died within 15 minutes of arrival here last night."

Camphor Nunez was confused and in such disbelief. That couldn't be right.

"No! That can't be. She was fine, last night. She was with me. Wasn't she? I don't ... What happened? What went wrong?", he asked, unsure if he was dreaming or hallucinating.

But then, it occured to him, "Who called the taxi?"

The doctor tried to answer his short barrage of questions as simple and directly as he knew how, "Your late night ride had left before police could ascertain even the name of the company or the driver, they're making inquiries, but, as you know, it's such a humungous city and there are scores of services. They just don't have the manpower or resources to dedicate to a proper investigation. As for your late mother ..."

"She had died shortly as a direct consequence of the, sadly, fatal hemorrhagic stroke which had resulted from what we call, an arterial embolism. A cerebral embolism, to be exact."

"Idylai's delicate blood vessel in her brain was obstructed by some foreign matter travelling through her blood stream."

"It was largely due to her pre-existing heart disease."

The doctor paused a moment, then continued, "There was a weakened blood vessel with a bubble in it that grew until it burst or ruptured and bled into her brain and it did not get enough oxygen and nutrients which caused brain cells to die."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Nunez. We did all we could for her."

Camphor broke into tears, his chest filling with agony. Through his sobs he said, "Thank you, doc. I don't know what I'm gonna do without her." That was all that poor old Camphor could manage to muster up and give voice to.

"Again, I'm so very sorry for your loss.", the doctor said as he closed his charts.

"As soon as you feel ready, we have some paperwork for you to sign, then you're free to leave. The hospital will contact you about the arrangements for your mother. Unless there's anything else I can do for you, I'll leave you to absorb all of this.", said the attending doctor who had paused a moment and, having further heard no response, left the room.

About half an hour later, Camphor Nunez was flummoxed and pondered aloud, "I wonder how The Little Prince ended?"

An aid, one of the many lovely great beauties in teal uniforms with light flowered vests that had frequented his stay at the facility, had finished disconnecting all the medical rigging that had attached him to the slow and steadily dripping saline bladder and said, in a sound which was both soft and caressing as she spoke, "The man was able to go home and, not finding the prince's body, believed he had returned to his rose on his own world."

Camphor smiled the satisfied grin of a sheepish boy. He then inhaled deep and noisily through his nostrils before fast exhaling what was an even much louder forced breath, then he firmly reached and ripped back the linens and began to heave himself out of the bed. What he was now certain of was that Idylai Sirrilous Nunez had saved his life and he wasn't about to waste one solitary moment of it, anymore. He would begin by thanking his mother with the happiest and grandest ceremony that he could afford and that turned out to be quite a bit as police had apprehended the suspects who shot him and fled with the money and the bank decided to give him twenty percent for indirectly helping to recover the stolen goods.

He keeps a piece of the old Chevy's dashboard framed with the phone attached where it sat.

The pain is gone, too.

The Kingpin: Clearing The Record

The scenery was overrun with Hilmdell's most popular conifer tree, the Colorado Blue Spruce. Distant buildings below were lit up bright and helicopters were encircling. First Detective Cigrand Bawlack knew he would be joining them soon for the after party at the Governor's farm.

The elusive Kingpin had been caught and his entire operation seized and his operatives apprehended, hours ago.

The Kingpin called, "Untouchable" was none other than really small time package delivery man, Sean Parnell Watson, who called police, moments after the final raid, turning himself in.

He didn't look like the crook that the spry First Detective had imagined him to be. The middle aged man seemed too uncommanding to head the largest criminal syndicate in the state.

When he called, he said it's time for him to retire with a nice, new clear record. Fat chance of that. He was getting lethal injection, for sure.

The detective asked, "So, you're the one running this city?"

The Kingpin lit a cigarette and in a practiced voice, smooth and flowing, said sternly, "Self empowerment's dirty little secret is that the only one who'll put you in power is you. Hard work and sacrifice are so d*mn instrumental to success. You can be the pièce de résistance, the best, brightest and tallest and you're still not guaranteed success, but be good, smart or even tall enough and you can be the most important piece in the dish and have the opportunity to succeed, if you'll only take advantage of it and hone your craft every chance you get."

"Oh. Is that what you were doing? Honing your craft? Empowering yourself?", queried Cigrand calmly as he lit a cigarette for himself and continued, "Men, women, boys, girls, infants. Whole families suffered and some died for your billions and you're just gonna wear thrift store clothes, work a dead end sh*t hole job, ride a rickety bicycle and not even put up a hint of a fight?"

Sean took a deep drag from his non-filtered, full flavored, specialty brand, wide turkish cigarette, french inhaling the soft, bluish grey billowed whisps of smoke, reminiscent of the silvery cotton puffs of cirrous clouds, then studying the oven within the cherries glowing red ember, asked serenely, "What do you think life is, detective?"

"Choices. You made the wrong one's. Witnesses, records, warehouses full of goodies, well over 35 some years of transgressions. You don't get to walk away from this. Not alive. You're out of choices, ", remarked a cock sure, Cigrand. Then he produced a set of iron mancles from his utility belt and threw them to Sean, who then put them on.

When they made their way to the detectives undercover unmarked patrol car, the Kingpin, Sean the "Untouchable" Parnell Watson jeered, "I'm walking away free and you're right, there 'are' choices, in life. Such as the choice you made to let me go."

"What choice?", puzzled the detective who now started the engine and he began to drive down the path on the overlook, back towards the hustle and bustle of Hilmdell which, up until tonight, had the highest crime rate in the nation.

Sean, sighed heavily and began, "You chose to bring the entire police force down on my location. I am unarmed. I called you and was coming willingly, without any resistance, but you didn't believe me and you didn't respond to the house fire and save the life of one Harold Ermondo Kingsley.", then Sean looked back through the window at the glowing skyline over the city.

"Since when did you care about people?", shot the detective trying to hide his interest for the wily Kingpin's sudden interest in this Harold, fellow.

Sean grimmaced a grin, "You wound me, detective. Ermondo was called every night for a predetermined code phrase by the international organization. See? It's a lifetime job. You miss one phone call and it's an automatic, live, quick and instant incineration and decimation of Ermondo's beloved community."

The city-wide explosion thundered through the detectives car, threading it off the road. The mentally delicate and vulnerable mind of the detective, shattered beneath the weight and pain of deep, dark, troubled and highly disturbed emotions which jutted out of him through iron gritted teeth, seething as he inquired of Sean, "My whole life was in that city. My wife, my kids ... those cops were my friends. Why!!?!!"

Sean beamed brighter than a head light, "My success has come with many good sacrifices. Whatever you had on me, it's gone."

Sean's calm, arrogant, demeanor soon took an unexpected turn for the worst when Cigrand Bawlack forced his service pistol through Sean's teeth, satisfied to see so much blood gushing from his ugly weapon-filled mouth as he leaned in further across the front seat to mouth the last words the "Untouchable" Watson will ever hear, "I told you, there's no walking away from this alive."

The bars slammed shut on the former detective and new death row inmate, as he laughed aloud about being the Kingpin's final victim. From the cell beside him he heard the guard call, "Aleister Riebauld Kingsley, also known as, Sean Parnell Watson, to the inner circle, your eminence, you are being released today."

Confused, Cigrand Bawlack pressed his face to the bars, only to see a mountain of a man eyeballing him with a look of utter joy and quipping, "Ha, ha, hah! You shot a migrant I was incarcerated with my first year, instead of saving my cousin. He was dying and I offered tens of thousands to his family, if he would meet with you and pretend to be me."

"I've been hiding as an inmate who isn't on record for decades. All of the guards work for me, as do the people who knew the truth and helped to hide me here as I ran my empire, but now, my record is clear and you're out of my hair. You have come closer than anyone to putting assunder my life's work."

"But, now. My, my ... now, I can retire a seriously wealthy man without you being two full steps away. I knew that you would kill me as soon as your precious family died in that fireball. It was too easy. You killed him before they were even ashes. Untouchable, baby! Untouchable.", then he rattled Bawlack's bars in a diabolical fit of laughter and, with that, he left.

The Holiday Shift

"Ear hair, ear wax, eye gunk, wet snot and dry boogars. Rotted teeth and oily hair. His energy level, caput. He looks young, but sounds old. He is old. Over the hill and burnt out.", Chase said, describing his father, Donnellson, whom he was arguing with, at the moment, and he was angrily being spiteful.

"Okay, it's time to meet.", said Mary Ann. "I'm pulling into The Cardigan, lot, now."

"Okay! I just pulled in, too. What a coincidence.", said Chase Ambrervs, then he put away his new cell phone, pulled up to Mary Ann and passed off to her a money envelope, saying, "Rent and sewer.", then saying goodbye to his landlady before driving off. He pulled his cell back out.

Across town a holiday dinner party was taking place. "Chase is getting the groceries.", Misty announced, hanging up her cell phone.

Momma Netty was checking on her green bean casserole. Never enough bacon. Just a smidgin of pepper.

Aunt Nell, being the youngest was the one to watch over the kids as she had always taken it upon herself, anyway.

Earl Ron nabbed an early plate to go as he had to leave early, as he has a luncheon restaurant to run. Emma Rae Jean and her brood were going with him.

Elron was already working the holiday shift at his father's luncheon. Pencil and pad in hand, he had just taken an order for a Japanese A5 filet mignon, an American rib cap, Australian shirt rib, Wagyu ribeye, stuffed rigatoni, corn sabayan and carnevina for the table with two mountain of a men.

After watching two big fellows order enough meat to feed a dinosaur, both Kovassis, with his kobe beef, and his granddaughter, Antoullina, with her bar mala, went back to dining.

Elron gave his ticket to the kitchen then headed off for his break.

"Can you run to Graffbergh's and get us some onions? We're gonna run low.", Melanie asked with a kissyface and baby talk she used when conning him into doing her a favor.

"Yes. Hunny bunny. But you'll have to get my tickets.", he kissy faced and baby talked back, humourously sarcastic.

Elron climbed into his 1991 Chevy Caprice and wrestled with the starter.

It had fire, but it was going out. When it turned over, he heard a voice from the backseat, "Don't turn around, just drive where I tell you.", the man's voice gave him directions to the next town over.

"Chase is back with the groceries! He's out back grilling with the fella's!", shouted Kirie to Mary Ellen.

Melanie looked up from her tickets and called out, "Hi, Earl Ron! Emma Rae, have you heard from Elron? He went for onions just over fourty five minutes ago. Store's just on up the road."

"No. Maybe, they were closed for the holiday and he went elsewhere, drivin' around looking for something open."

Elron pulled up to a very non descript house in the boondocks.

Stupidity or courage made him turn around to see a frail young man, who smelled ranking of whiskey, holding a toy. He looked so frightened and embarrassed. Elron is shocked that 'this' is the man he was scared of.

The man said, "I'm so sorry. I wanted to see my kid. I'm not allowed contact and so I sneak over once every year and leave a toy in the yard, then sit into the tree's shadow and watch and see if I can see anything. Most times, I can't."

"You didn't have a way here?", Elron asked, almost sympathetically.

"I see you working when I come in, you know, and I overheard you was goin' to the store and I didn't think you'd gim'me a ride if I asked and your car was open."

"Let me call off work and I'll wait for you on the other side of the block, up over there, so I don't draw attention. Take your time, because I've got all night.", offered Elron, knowing Emma Rae's oldest two could both cover for him and get the onions. The man got out of the Caprice and ran fast as he could to the darkest part of the yard.

Mary Ellen got a call from her friend, Longo, a deputy in Rochester. He had said he had picked up her brother and said he had to detain him for the rest of the night, until the judge could see him in the morning.

He was currently being charged as the getaway driver for a well known felon who had forcibly broken into a home, in his county, and had stole some jewelry, also, that there was a kid's toy in his backseat filled with cocaine, so there would certainly be felony drug charges, too.

He continued by saying that her brother, Elron, denied everything, but it was out of his hands. He was probably looking at some prison time.

Mary Ellen thanked him and hung up and she called their dad, Earl Ron, to give him the news.

He would probably get his golfing buddy, local criminal lawyer, Northrup Daniel's, to represent him. They were supposed to drive back to their college university tomorrow. He was her ride and it was three states over. She sat and cried.

Not Meant To Be: The Tale Of Aelrod

Our two heroes on a hill overlooking the Great City. Galtus, the big, large, beastly scholar and Aelrod, the whispy genius.

“What, for love of sheep bladder lining, shall I say of the overwatch, who has, for eons, prized pointed barbs of dim wit from their bare gums, picking carcassed spirits from the between of their teeth, guts full on the succulent crackling meat of cooked long pork's most carniverously sour devouration of a lucid conversant?”, crones Aelrod in a nasaled whine.

Retorts Galtus reassuring and gruffly guffawing, “Say then, they are animals and feasting fattens for feasting. Say they are treif, avoidant of any true flavor, availing only on the stalen common old spices of war and violence to herb and pepper a hotly profuse contemporary avarice and swoll with the callous linguary necessaries of ignoramity and her saucily diminished stations. Say, here is the overwatch, lost in a mentacular fog, unable to closely or to remotely fathom or to comprehend the viceries of one's constant, steady, fixed, consistent and tactfully nuanced experimental observation of some comparative dimness and clearness, to infer with such great exactness the rote configuration of the object observed and with the crude squatting of bowel elimination, mawkishly abandoned reason. With a maniacal fervor, moronically enabling the successive generations to the extrication of noun building exercises. Wearing verbs like a cilice? No. Those archaic words lamentably lost like the waning passage of blue eyed Fuchsia's in villatic fields. Transfixed with bulk siring a dire, thick headed, brood to dine via fluidic on such an object as a slovenly and disheveled host groats diction like crushed oat. Say that they would all the sooner warm from the fire of burning books than to burn from the fires of a warm book. Say nothing, Aelrod. Saddle the mount quickly and ride away, before the inferno of sardonic breath is all but consumed. They are sluggish dullards who lack proper filter when they speak, so, you'll never find yourself having to wonder what they think. When you encounter them, do not compliment them. Spit and piss vinegar. They're predictable. They aren't so bad.”

“They aren't so good, either.”, says Aelroed fidgety with the stress of his task, “The overwatch, take my speech, Galtus! Do hear now that my voice is more recalcitrant than the deliriously blunderbus speeches of the meek cum meandering conversationalist's who have made entrance into their boorish rank and file.”

“Yes. Daily, quadruples in your state, Aelrod, of the truculent and obstinately uncooperative vile behaviour, into a sullenly sunken manner which the vastly physically superior might and sheerly numerous hordes of barbaric, quasi-unsentient, sentinals of the low, unruly throng that we call, overwatch, find most delictable.”

Aelrod drops his flagon of what can only be described as oil residue and worm's piss and dismounts to retrieve it, “Would you have me silent? Ergo, as like one unto death? If only I had a silky smooth, rounded, pronotum affixed behind my head like the Gryllidae, I then could ring hollow betwixt their granite ears with the strong, masculine, sounding of rhythmically chirping sonatas, until hallucinations comforted them. Why must we live in secret, our order, why not live in the light? Can't the baffonic simpletons see that we can help them, help themselves? I hate them so much the butterflies have died in my stomach.”

Galtus winces at the risen sun, “Be that as it may, the overwatch reflects the will of the people. They fear an education lends too much power to one over another. They want their literacy akin to an unspoiled maiden and, so, hence, by their blemished gyobi-like berries and daftly erroneous hours of dead-reckoning the stars for a route to immortality, fruitlessly, I might add, well, then, Aelrod, your intercourse with beauteous tattered bindings and succour for age-scented rolled parchments, defile their un-literary flower. When you are evermore met with blind avarice and wanton abandon and to disregard for your affects and person, you are cautioned to speak the tongue of the base and brute.” Galtus plops a heavy hand to Aelrod's should giving the sod of a nervous wreck a few grips of hard, tight, squeezes with a disheartened sigh. “We hide, because we are living books and books are burned.”

“I shall rule them all with an iron fist, Galtus.”, says Aelrod remounting his steed after struggling a bit.

The two laugh.

“Aelrod, noble your intent, but obstructed your cause. The one does not rule the many. It is the many that rule the one. The wealth, power and fame, these are just to delude and to painlessly pacify and restrain societies real prisoners.”

Aelrod fell silent. The two men rode off on their own separate ways and when Aelrod reached the gate of the Great City, he thought, “What's the best way to pass for an imbecile? What would the wise Galtus do?”, so, he poured out all of the big coins from his purse onto the ground and said, “Al'od, on'y haff diss much monies, can't coundt ‘dem. Can for he buy some'think for to eat?”

The mountain of a guard responds, “Me, Gyma, not know how coundt ei'derr. Me takes’es all'za monies, you go. Go ‘way! Go 'way!”, then the bully of a guard begins bashing frail Aelrod's leg with the broad of his sword, slashing the fine threading and nicking his bruising flesh.

Aelrod kicked his olden, used, war horse into a gallop and, now, broke, rides far away, quickly.

He'll have to hunt and forrage scraps from the unlit, mangy, forest of nearby thorn covered, ill, scraggly looking trees. Delightful. Aelrod halted the horse and looked back to the distant rise of spires from the Great City. Galtus would be long gone by now and he was all alone save for eyes watching from the woods.

He'll never survive in a world of the uneducated.

He called back, “Someday, Gyma, I'll make you go away! I'll make you all go away!” He waived a fist for emphasis, but there were none around to see. The decrepit creamy beige destrier bled from its nostrils as it snorted heavily and began stamping worn-shod hooves.

A pack of ravenous wolves descended from the tree line, the haggardly nag collapsed of a burst heart from the stress of it all, pinning Aelrod to the blue clay of the earth beneath him. He read about this somewhere. It didn't end well for the rider. A volume on the history of the inner world falls unbidden from a satchel with a torn V-belt and busted brass prong and buckle.

Aelrod throws the book at an encroaching wolf, which serves only to rile up it's advance. He can feel the biting sting and hear the crisp crunch of bone caused by unforgiving fangs sunk into his pain ridden face as hot breath, drool and blood mixed together. His last follied thought was one of why he'd not set his books down and learn to be a warrior, instead.

Reason being, he thought he'd never have to fight to survive.